Big black ants have moved in. When I lived on my own, I used to poison them, they were so big and intimidating to me. Bill convinced me they are harmless. Sometimes when I wake up night, I’m startled to see how many of them are silently taking midnight strolls on the ceilings and walls, like watch-men on duty, except Bill says they’re all female ants, so I should say, watch-women.
Bill’s used to them. He says it’s a normal occurence in Wisconsin to have big black ants in your home and that they have taken up residence in his home every summer for as long as he can remember. So, I just try to live in harmony with them and enjoy their company while it lasts. I’ve found pretending that I live in Mexico helps.